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		<title>socialass &gt;: &#8216;Bama Big Head&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 02:30:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[socialass &#62;: &#8216;Bama Big Head Guy Jack &#8220;The Face&#8221; Blankenship Made The New York Media Tour Yesterday [Video] http://t.co/ZY31b4tV]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Bama Big Head Guy Jack &quot;The Face&quot; Blankenship Made The New York Media Tour Yesterday [Video]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 02:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Overnight sensation Jack Blankenship&#8212;who now, apparently, is being known as "The Face"&#8212;followed up his appearance at Madison Square Garden with a trip to NBC's Today and Late Night With Jimmy Fallon .  <a href="http://www.socialass.com/bama-big-head-guy-jack-the-face-blankenship-made-the-new-york-media-tour-yesterday-video.html">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Overnight sensation Jack Blankenship&mdash;who now, apparently, is being known as &#8220;The Face&#8221;&mdash;followed up his appearance at Madison Square Garden with a trip to NBC&#8217;s Today and Late Night With Jimmy Fallon . </p>
<p>Read more:<br />
<a target="_blank" href="http://deadspin.com/5887347/bama-big-head-guy-jack-the-face-blankenship-made-the-new-york-media-tour-yesterday" title="'Bama Big Head Guy Jack &#34;The Face&#34; Blankenship Made The New York Media Tour Yesterday [Video]">&#8216;Bama Big Head Guy Jack &#34;The Face&#34; Blankenship Made The New York Media Tour Yesterday [Video]</a></p>
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		<title>socialass &gt;: Porto&#8217;s Nicol</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 02:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[socialass &#62;: Porto&#8217;s Nicolás Otamendi Suffered Friendly Fire To The Face In Today&#8217;s Europa League Match [Video] http://t.co/By3ySjHa]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>socialass &gt;: Porto&#8217;s Nicolás Otamendi Suffered Friendly Fire To The Face In Today&#8217;s Europa League Match [Video] <a href="http://t.co/By3ySjHa" rel="nofollow">http://t.co/By3ySjHa</a></p>
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		<title>Porto&#8217;s Nicolás Otamendi Suffered Friendly Fire To The Face In Today&#8217;s Europa League Match [Video]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ If the first leg of the Porto-Manchester City Europa League round featured insult , then it figures the return trip to Manchester would feature injury&#8212;and this is a nasty one. Porto defender Nicolás Otamendi took a boot to the face in what appears to be a lost cause, as an early (first minute!) Man City goal by Sergio Aguero and three more in the second half put the Portuguese side down 6-1 aggregate. Otamendi, somehow, managed to walk off the pitch under his own power.  <a href="http://www.socialass.com/portos-nicolas-otamendi-suffered-friendly-fire-to-the-face-in-todays-europa-league-match-video.html">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> If the first leg of the Porto-Manchester City Europa League round featured insult , then it figures the return trip to Manchester would feature injury&mdash;and this is a nasty one. Porto defender Nicolás Otamendi took a boot to the face in what appears to be a lost cause, as an early (first minute!) Man City goal by Sergio Aguero and three more in the second half put the Portuguese side down 6-1 aggregate. Otamendi, somehow, managed to walk off the pitch under his own power. </p>
<p>Excerpt from:<br />
<a target="_blank" href="http://deadspin.com/5887355/portos-nicolas-otamendi-suffered-friendly-fire-to-the-face-in-todays-europa-league-match" title="Porto's Nicolás Otamendi Suffered Friendly Fire To The Face In Today's Europa League Match [Video]">Porto&#8217;s Nicolás Otamendi Suffered Friendly Fire To The Face In Today&#8217;s Europa League Match [Video]</a></p>
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		<title>socialass &gt;: Bobby Jenks Is&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 02:01:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[socialass &#62;: Bobby Jenks Is Not Fat Anymore [Bobby Jenks] http://t.co/T2mscaGn]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>socialass &gt;: Bobby Jenks Is Not Fat Anymore [Bobby Jenks] <a href="http://t.co/T2mscaGn" rel="nofollow">http://t.co/T2mscaGn</a></p>
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		<title>Bobby Jenks Is Not Fat Anymore [Bobby Jenks]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Chipper Jones might be fat . You know who is not fat?  <a href="http://www.socialass.com/bobby-jenks-is-not-fat-anymore-bobby-jenks.html">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Chipper Jones might be fat . You know who is not fat? </p>
<p>Originally posted here:<br />
<a target="_blank" href="http://deadspin.com/5887362/bobby-jenks-is-not-fat-anymore" title="Bobby Jenks Is Not Fat Anymore [Bobby Jenks]">Bobby Jenks Is Not Fat Anymore [Bobby Jenks]</a></p>
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		<title>socialass &gt;: Counterpoint: &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 01:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[socialass &#62;: Counterpoint: Chipper Jones Is Not Fat [UPDATE] [Chipper Jones] http://t.co/2Wjpz6Ji]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>socialass &gt;: Counterpoint: Chipper Jones Is Not Fat [UPDATE] [Chipper Jones] <a href="http://t.co/2Wjpz6Ji" rel="nofollow">http://t.co/2Wjpz6Ji</a></p>
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		<title>Counterpoint: Chipper Jones Is Not Fat [UPDATE] [Chipper Jones]</title>
		<link>http://www.socialass.com/counterpoint-chipper-jones-is-not-fat-update-chipper-jones.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 01:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ A few readers have pointed us to the Twitter account of David O'Brien, who covers the Braves for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution . O'Brien disputes the notion that Chipper's being a heavy presence at spring training. Yesterday, O'Brien tweeted the above photo to make his case, saying it was taken just one day after the famous Fat Chipper sighting  <a href="http://www.socialass.com/counterpoint-chipper-jones-is-not-fat-update-chipper-jones.html">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> A few readers have pointed us to the Twitter account of David O&#8217;Brien, who covers the Braves for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution . O&#8217;Brien disputes the notion that Chipper&#8217;s being a heavy presence at spring training. Yesterday, O&#8217;Brien tweeted the above photo to make his case, saying it was taken just one day after the famous Fat Chipper sighting </p>
<p>More:<br />
<a target="_blank" href="http://deadspin.com/5887353/counterpoint-chipper-jones-is-not-fat" title="Counterpoint: Chipper Jones Is Not Fat [UPDATE] [Chipper Jones]">Counterpoint: Chipper Jones Is Not Fat [UPDATE] [Chipper Jones]</a></p>
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		<title>socialass &gt;: Confessions Of&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 01:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[socialass &#62;: Confessions Of A Fan Photographer: The Abyss Gazes Back! [The Classical] http://t.co/GdTyVTwf]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>socialass &gt;: Confessions Of A Fan Photographer: The Abyss Gazes Back! [The Classical] <a href="http://t.co/GdTyVTwf" rel="nofollow">http://t.co/GdTyVTwf</a></p>
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		<title>Confessions Of A Fan Photographer: The Abyss Gazes Back! [The Classical]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 01:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Republished with permission from The Classical . I. A couple of things that ran through my mind as I was pressed to the man-breast of a drunken Rangers fan <a href="http://www.socialass.com/confessions-of-a-fan-photographer-the-abyss-gazes-back-the-classical.html">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Republished with permission from The Classical . I. A couple of things that ran through my mind as I was pressed to the man-breast of a drunken Rangers fan</p>
<p>Read the original post:<br />
<a target="_blank" href="http://deadspin.com/5887339/confessions-of-a-fan-photographer-the-abyss-gazes-back" title="Confessions Of A Fan Photographer: The Abyss Gazes Back! [The Classical]">Confessions Of A Fan Photographer: The Abyss Gazes Back! [The Classical]</a></p>
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