Bill Belichick Is Fed Up With All These Wrong-Ass Meteorologists

At today’s press conference, somebody asked Patriots head coach Bill Belichick if he ever takes the weather forecast into account when game planning, and Belichick responded by going on a sustained grumble-rant about how shitty weather forecasters are at their jobs. Read more…

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Bill Belichick Is Fed Up With All These Wrong-Ass Meteorologists

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